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If I Had Legs Id Kick You poster

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Rated 15

113 mins 2D Digital Comedy Adults £9.00 Evening £10.00

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Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien).

Sharply funny and deeply resonant, IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Best Actress Oscar nominee Rose Byrne.

Content Advisory: mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
First UK Showing: 20th February 2026

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